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Papa Bert Stadium Sippin' Seat

Papa Bert Stadium Sippin' Seat Flask Replacement

Get an extra Stadium Sippin' Seat flexible flask as a replacement, backup, or just so you can bring more to drink!

Papa Bert Sippin' Seat Ladies T-Shirt

Papa Bert's "Sip on This" ladies T-Shirt...you think people stare now...you have no idea!

Papa Bert Sippin' Seat Men's T-Shirt

Papa Bert's "Sip on This" men's T-Shirt...think of the chicks that you will pick up with this!

Papa Bert Stadium Sippin' Seat Cover

Get an extra Stadium Sippin' Seat cover to root for your second favorite team...or, replace your old worn out cover with a brand spankin' new one!

Papa Bert Stadium Sippin' Seat

The Original Stadium Sippin' Seat cushion with a hidden built-in flexible flask...BRILLIANT!...CLEVER!...STEALTHY!

Papa Bert Stadium Sippin' Seat Koozie

Papa Bert's black foldable koozie with "Sip on This" logo.

Papa Bert Stadium Sippin' Seat Deluxe Kit

The world famous Stadium Sippin' Seat cushion with a hidden built-in flexible flask, an extra cover, and a backup flexible flask! A $70 package value!

Papa Bert BeerBelly

Papa Bert The BeerBelly

A fake beer belly that holds over 6 beers! Damn that's hot!

Papa Bert Pleasure Extender (Hot or Cold Pack)

Keep your BeerBelly drinks hot or cold for hours with the Pleasure Extender Hot/Cold Pack.

Papa Bert One Step Cleanser

Specially formulated One Step Cleanser to keep your BeerBelly sparkling clean!

Papa Bert The BeerBelly Deluxe Kit

The famous fake beer belly that holds over 6 beers with the Pleasure Extender and One Step Cleanser!  A $60 package value!

Papa Bert WineRack

Papa Bert WineRack Flask-Bra

Nice Rack! This Flask-Bra will turn your A's into double D's AND get you buzzed. Cocktail anyone?

Papa Bert Kooler Club & Drink Caddy

Papa Bert Kooler Klub Golf Club Flask

Golfing without drinking is like fishing without drinking...it is un-heard-of.  And what better way to hit the first tee than with your own frosty beverage. No more waiting till the turn...FORE!

Papa Bert Drink Caddy Electric Golf Club Flask

More Power! The Drink Caddy is an electric version of the Kooler Klub with a larger capacity! Just push the button for a drink...you will be high stylin' and drinkin' all round long (assuming you can last 18 holes)!

Papa Bert Barnoculars Binocular Flask

Papa Bert Barnoculars Binocular Flask

A true drinking classic! This 2-chamber liquor flask disguised as binoculars holds 16oz (13 shots) of your favorite drink. It comes complete with a shoulder strap, funnel, and gift box.

Papa Bert Cell Phone Flask

Papa Bert Cell Phone Flask - Stainless Steel (4oz)

You never know when you need a couple shots to ease the workday. With the Cell Phone Flask you can easily and discretely carry your favorite beverage everywhere you go...and no one will suspect a thing. Just fill the flask, put it in the holster, and clip it to your belt.

Papa Bert Cell Phone Flask - Stainless Steel (8oz)

Make it a double!  This 6 shot Cell Phone Flask will be your saving grace to ease the workday. With the 8oz Cell Phone Flask you can easily and discretely carry your favorite beverage everywhere you go...and no one will suspect a thing.

Papa Bert Cell Phone Flask Gift Set - Stainless Steel (4oz)

What a great gift idea!  A stainless steel Cell Phone Flask with holster and funnel in a beautiful black gift box.  This Cell Phone Flask is modeled after a flip phone and has a viewing window in place of an LCD screen.  Very nice!

Papa Bert Cell Phone Flask - Black (4oz)

As far as Cell Phone Flasks go, this is the best bang for your buck!  This realistic black plastic Cell Phone Flask holds 4ozs and comes complete with a matching black holster.  At this price, you should get one for everyone you know...what a great gift!

Papa Bert Floppy Flask

Papa Bert Floppy Flask

The Floppy Flask is a classic Game Day drinking apparatus.  Just fill it up, strap it around your waist, pull up your pants, and you are off to enjoy your drink in peace at the game..."Nice package!"

Papa Bert Sneaky Shorts

Papa Bert Sneaky Shorts

The Sneaky Shorts are wearable, concealable, flexible beverage holders to carry and dispense your favorite drink at any event. The Sneaky Shorts patent pending "Stay Thin" technology ensures that the shorts do not buldge when filled with liquid.

Papa Bert Key Chain Flask

Papa Bert Key Chain Pocket Flask - Stainless Steel

Great things sometimes come in small packages. And, since you always have your keys with you then you will always have your mini Key Chain Flask handy...you just never know when you will need a shot. The Key Chain Flask has a secure screw top and key hook. Practical, stealthy, and fun!

Papa Bert Plastic Travel Flask

Papa Bert Plastic Travel Flask (10oz)

This classic 10oz (8 shot) gameday Plastic Travel Flask is a standard for any serious fan. This durable, reusable, easy to fill flask is sized perfect to fit in your pocket or purse.

Papa Bert Plastic Travel Flask (16oz)

This classic 16oz (13 shot) gameday Plastic Travel Flask is a standard for any serious fan. This durable, reusable, easy to fill flask is sized perfect to fit in your pocket or purse.

Papa Bert Plastic Travel Flask (26oz)

This classic 26oz (21 shot) gameday Plastic Travel Flask is a standard for any serious fan. This durable, reusable, easy to fill flask is sized perfect to fit in your pocket or purse.

Papa Bert Drink Dispensers

Papa Bert Bonny Boy Drink Dispenser Statue

The Bonny Boy is modeled after the famous Manneken Pis fountain statue in Brussels, Belgium and holds 16 ounces of your favorite drink.  Fill your glass by simply pressing a button on the base of the statue.

Papa Bert Book Flasks

Papa Bert Booze Book

The Booze Books are actually brand new novels with a hand crafted inner compartment which holds an 8oz stainless steel flask.  You can choose between different novel titles or even put your own book cover on it.  You might even appear slightly scholarly!

Papa Bert Package Discounts

Papa Bert Fully Loaded Drinking Package

123 Shots! 13 beers! 6.2 bottles of wine! Yes, behold the ultimate sneaky drinking package! Believe it or not, you can use all of these items at once and be a mobile bar!  A $155 package value!